WTF AMERICA?! A Drive-Thru Diet? really? i hope no one really believes this shit. At least Subway guy lost like 245 lb and kept it off for 10 years! this bitch lost 45 lb. not even that impressive:
also please, take a close close look at this commercial. If you notice the fine print contains the following phrases:
"Her exceptional experience based on average 1250 cal/day."
Thats an EXCEPTIONAL experience. as in IT DOESNT HAPPEN FOR MOST PEOPLE.
then it says 7 items under 9 grams of fat..but...
"150-340 calories. NOT A LOW CALORIE FOOD"
then..wait for it....as shes saying "i didnt want to cut out my fast food" (which is complete bullshit) it says at the bottom of the screen
"TACO BELL DRIVE-THRU DIET IS NOT A WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM"
....DUH. i mean come on people. only in America would we have a Drive-Thru Diet. The word "diet" doesn't even technically mean weight loss program. It is technically defined as
diet /di·et/ (di´it) the customary amount and kind of food and drink taken by a person from day to day
So before you eagerly start your weight loss program consisting of tacos and burritos, think about WTF YOURE DOING. it doesnt make sense! Taco Bell is shameless and brilliant duping the American people like that. What a soulless thing to do, but hey..they will probably make mad bank because some people in this world lack a certain sense of common fuckin sense. Thats how you do business.
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The entire food system in America, if not the world, is really messed up. We live on a diet of mass produced, processed corn and soybeans in a world where nothing is safe from being commercialized (read: bastardized). Just about anything these days-culture, love, friendship, tradition, not to mention wholesome food-has a price tag (right next to the Made in China sticker).
This list of things that money can't buy is slowly dwindling...but don't worry...for everything else there's MasterCard.
I thought the drive thru diet was an intentional joke lol
i dont know. either way its a brilliant marketing ploy. if you look at their website, it seems like they're legit pushing it. and all the important stuff is in fine print anyway lol
at least the fat asian kids are still good at math
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